Saturday Night Bingo: A New Low
It is 10:00pm on a Saturday and I have spent my evening playing Bingo. If that wasn’t bad enough, the bingo was played on a facebook app. This is a new low. Also, I have not showered today or changed out of sweat pants. Please schedule my intervention now. Pencil in J$, too. He’s spent the past 4 hours on xbox.
This couple has a more active life than we do. We’ve never even seen the beach together.
Oh, and here is a photo of me and J$ from two years ago, before we lived together and we still went nice places, like concerts in Philly. And I still took care of myself by showering and applying makeup. (For my family members that may read this – this is clearly a joke. Obviously I wear makeup and shower or I would have been fired from my job by now for scaring off clients and vendors.)
Valentine’s Day, 2010. A distant memory.
Peace out homies, I gotta go check Words with Friends!
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